My Dad had a dream he was in a restaurant and had to go to the bathroom. He entered this huge room filled with all different kinds of toilets (but no regular ones-- all Dr. Seuss style). There were swings, things with lights, jewel-encrusted grails (big bling-bling). There was one that was a bowl laid into a folding table. (It must take real good aim to urinate into that.) Finally, after frantically searching the bathroom, my Dad found one that was a padded hole in the floor.