Apparently there is some kind of revolution going on. The government has been taken over by Facists. (Perhaps an army of George Bushes and Ronald Regans.) To keep me safe my friend Nick Ryznyck walks me out of the city. We exit this tall cyclone fence into this forest territory. He leads me to this set of slightly oversized bunk beds with bed sheets wrapped around it for privacy.
- We gotta put you up here to keep you safe. I'll come get you later when the heat dies down.
Nick gives me a supply of rations (which he puts under the bed) and I proceed to live in this bunk bed fortress for months. My hair and beard grow long and straggly. I begin to go stur crazy.
Then Nick comes for me and brings me home to my family. They've all gathered at my house (which doesn't look anything like my house) to welcome me home. But I'm having trouble readapting to society. I have no manners, my hair scares people, (and I think I'm acting chimp-like).